Date Everythingboasts a massive, diverse roster of more than 100 fully-voiced Dateable characters, each with a unique personality and intricate backstory.
In thiscozy sandboxdating sim that takes place solely in yoursmall, two-story suburban home,you’re given a pair of Dateviator glasses to awaken, meet, and perhaps even date all sorts ofweird and wackypersonified objects or concepts that you can find inyour house.
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While it advertises itself as a dating sim,Date Everythingsometimes feels more like a “collect them all” kind of game, as the sheer number of characters you’re able to meet is staggering, and some are even more secret than others.
Some Dateables can be harder to find than your typical dishwasher or coffee maker, and probably wouldn’t have been discovered if it weren’t for the hints given to you via the “Roomers” feature. Here are the Dateables that you might miss, along with ways to find them.
Spoiler Warning: You might want to avoid this if you want to discover these Dateables all by yourself.
Here To Unlock Your Heart
Let’s begin with the objects in the crawl space underneath your house, as there are three Dateables whom you can meet there.
In your quest to find a way to access the attic on the second floor, you’ll uncover the way to the crawlspace, where you’ll find Keith, the skeleton key personified by a dapper old gentleman who seems to have had an intimate history with Dorian.
He’s a well-spoken character who is friendly, helpful, and happy to make your acquaintance. Meeting Keith will not only unlock the attic, but also allow you to earn candy to reverse any Hate endings you may have accidentally triggered. He’ll also be found right on top of the crawl space.
If you’re having trouble finding the crawl space and the attic,we’ve written a short guide on how to do that.
14Bodhi Windbreaker
The 80s Called
While on your pursuit to access the attic, you may encounter two more Dateables who reside in the crawl space with Keith.
The second dateable is Bodhi Winbreaker, a time capsule personified as the most 80s person you’ve ever met. With a wild parm, booty shorts, and very 80s-specific vernacular, he’s an absolute sweetheart of a himbo who is always jazzed to talk to you.
After your first meeting with him, you’ll begin to find him all across the house, seeing the sights, meeting other objects, and doing research on the decades he’s missed out.
Eventually, he’ll wind up on the couch, where he’ll be chilling with Koa by the end of his storyline.
13Vaughn Trapp
Did Somebody Say Cheese?
The last of the crawl space objects is Vaughn Trapp, the mousetrap that you don’t remember setting up.
Short of stature and blunt and straight to the point, Vaughn is a gremlin of a man, and can be best described as resembling Danny DeVito if he decided to dress up as a weird rat.
His storyline is considerably short and can coincide with Freddy the Yeti’s, but once you’re done, you’ll find him underneath a hanging shelf in your office.
Has A PhD In Dust Archeology
Dolly is the embodiment of the dust bunnies that populate your house. Don’t let her southern drawl and skimpy outfit fool you.
She is well-spoken and has tenure at The Domestic Institute of Research and Technology (DIRT), completing her first PhD and has a Master’s degree in studying the history of dust people.
Dolly is an amazing character who is as attractive as she is passionate about her academic studies. She can be found by shaking the couch without the Dateviators on, and will remain there the more you interact with her.
In A Rich Man’s World
Monique, as her namesake may suggest, represents whatever you have left of your wealth after your unfortunate furlough from Valdivian.
Monique is by no means a secret–you’ll often find her speaking to Sophia, but meeting and dating Monique does require completing Sophia’s storyline and getting her to open up, as Monique is inside her, after all. The innuendo just writes itself.
Designed to resemble an accountant or assistant, Monique radiates the kind of composure you’d find in a high-class, corporate stock trader. She cares only about managing your finances, and underneath that analytical surface is a sweetheart who enjoys being doted on.
10Lucinda Lavish
Left, Or Right Bazoomie?
One of Date Everything’s funniest moments is when it’s self-referential and knows exactly what its fans want, and Lucinda is the perfect example of that.
As a DLC character along with Mikey Transaction, Lucinda can’t be accessed on your own. Instead, she’ll occasionally interrupt your attempts to talk to a Dateable, popping up randomly with a pizzazz that can only match a showman.
Eventually, as you complete Lucinda’s storyline, she’ll be easier or harder to encounter depending on whether you wish her to be. Regardless, Lucinda can only appear randomly throughout your playthrough and cannot be found anywhere in the house.
I’d recommend making her pop up as often as you’re able to, because she’s probably the hottest Dateable in the game. Oh, Lucinda, the woman that you are…
9Zoey Bennett
I Ain’t Afraid Of No Ghost
As one of the only Dateables who seems to be an actual person instead of an object or an abstract concept, Zoey is a ditzy, bubbly ghost who haunts your house, and is happy to be friends with you.
You can find Zoey in the attic whenever you’ve run out of all five charges in your Dateviator glasses at midnight. Speaking to her doesn’t require any charges while you’re going through her storyline.
Once you complete Zoey’s storyline and help her with her predicament, she’ll be permanently living in the attic, floating as a wisp near your boxes and HVAC.
Zoey has an infectiously joyous personality that hides a deep pain, and for a ghost, she feels incredibly alive and human. That’s a Dateable who’s hard to hate.
Deep Breaths
Airyn is a mysterious character whom the other objects have only whispered about. As the embodiment of air, how can you possibly find her and speak to her? Surely you may’t just aim the Dateviator glasses at any empty space to summon her.
As hinted at by other Dateables, you can find Airyn if you turn on the AC by interacting with it.
Turn on the AC by clicking or pressing the interact button instead of shooting your love beams, as this will instead make you talk to Hector.
Once the AC is on, Airyn can be found by awakening a gust of wind blowing from any vent around the house.
Do note that Airyn appears randomly and can move from vent to vent after a certain amount of time. Thankfully, her storyline is considerably short, requiring only a few encounters with her to get an ending with her.
7xxXShadowl0rd420Xxx
2 Edgy 4 U
For better or worse, we’ve all had our edgy phases, butxxXShadowl0rd420Xxxseems to be stuck in that chuunibyou phase. Thanks to Aleks Le’s voice talent and his relatively friendly personality, Shadow comes off as rather endearing.
As the embodiment of the darkness, Shadow thrives in the darkness, and while there are shadows everywhere, you can find him in a shadow cast in an unnatural angle by the globe in the living room. Awakening that shadow will let you speak to xxXShadowl0rd420Xxx.
After that, speaking to him is quite an enjoyable and hilarious experience. He wants nothing more than to share his dark powers with you and hang out in the shadows.
His storyline is very much worth your while, and you’ll have to discover what happens after you’ve collected all his shadowy raiments. Perhaps you’ll be a worthy penumbra, after all.
Time To File For Unemployment
Hidden doesn’t necessarily mean they’re exceedingly hard to find. Once you realize that you can even awaken the apps and buttons on your phone, you’ll be able to quickly find these three Dateables.
To start, Willi can be found by awakening the Valdivian workplace app on your phone. She’s the embodiment of professionalism and employment, and due to you recently being laid off from your customer service job and replaced by AI, she is understandably feeling frustrated and dejected.
Willi is an intriguing character to speak to. While she can be quite domineering at times, she only wants what is best for both of you–that is, keeping a job and being successful in the dog-eat-dog world that is corporations.
